Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. – Airplane! Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb. – Dark Helmet, Space Balls Bluto: Did you say “over”? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! Otter: [to Boon] Germans? Boon: Forget it, he’s rolling. (Animal House) Well, we’ll not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit’s dynamite. – King Arthur, Monty Python & The Holy Grail There’s no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you’ll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? – Airplane I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way. – Jessica Rabbit, Who Framed Roger Rabbit? You realize we’re all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us. – Jim Levenstein, American Pie Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This…is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That’s right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that? – Ash, Army of Darkness Dr. Evil! I didn’t spend six years in evil medical school to be called ‘Mister’, thank you very much. – Dr. Evil, Austin Powers The time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe – women! – Dr. Emmett Brown, Back to the Future II A condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger. – Marla Singer, Fight Club You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly! – Donkey, Shrek So, Lord Helmet, at last we meet again for the first time for the last time. – Lone Starr, Spaceballs You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles! – Captain of the Guard, Spaceballs When I was a kid, my father told me, “never hit anyone in anger, unless you’re absolutely sure you can get away with it. – Russel Ziskey, Stripes You know what the trouble about real life is? There’s no danger music. – The Cable Guy Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f___ the prom queen. – John Patrick Mason, The Rock You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me! Mrs. Kroeger, Wedding Crashers Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m a schizophrenic, and so am I. – Bob Wiley, What about Bob? Policeman: Pull-over! Lloyd: No, it’s a cardigan, but thanks for asking! (Dumb and Dumber) Surely you can’t […]
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